THE PUDENDA AGENDA by THE K.G.B. www.thekgbrocks.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Strawberry shortcake Strawberry shortcake e----5-----------5--| B----7-----------5--| G----7-----------6--| D----7--5-6-7----7--| A--5-------------7--| E--------------5----| One more time e----5-----------5----5--| B----7-----------5----5--| REPEAT THIS RIFF G----7-----------6----6--| UNTIL END OF SONG D----7--5-6-7----7----7--| A--5-------------7----7--| E--------------5----5----| (Yeehaw) I said fuck that I don't wanna take no crap from no cop Hit you with a judo chop You'll get dropped I used to work at the candy shop I did dishes And pushed a mop And I sold candy and soda pop And it sucked I cussed the boss and my ass got cut I was fucked Bought me this new guitar Started singing and I learned some chords I said rock star I wanna be a rock star So I can So I can shag Gwen Stefani Gwen makes me horny Gimme some Gwen Punani Yeah Gimme some Gwen Punani e-------5-----5--| B-------7-----7--| G-------7-----7--| D-------7-----7--| A-------5-----5--| E-------X-----X--| I'd fuck that ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tabbed by LALAPALALAPAZA www.lalapalalapaza.com www.thekgbrocks.net August 1, 2002